|She's not sitting still. She's sliding on a piece of cardboard.|
It might seem like I'm changing the subject here, but stick with me. Perhaps you have heard of rapper Mac Miller. He's from Pittsburgh, and he wrote and recorded a rap called "Blue Slide Park." Sorry rap-addicts, but to me it's mind numbing drivel, even torture. But apparently lots of somebodies out there don't agree with me because it's made a lot of money and made Mac famous.